OH MY GOD THIS CARD
yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris
i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.