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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.